CUBICLE CAPER

Escape the office maze

W A S D or ↑←↓→ MOVE

SPACE DASH

E INTERACT / THROW

P PAUSE M MUTE R RETRY

☕ Green coffee = health · 👔 Red managers = danger

Complete objectives → gold elevator unlocks → escape!

👆 Swipe anywhere to move

DASH + ACT buttons on the right

PRESS ANY KEY OR CLICK TO CONTINUE

INTERNAL MEMO // CUBICLE CAPER

CUBICLE
CAPER

Escape the office maze

Dodge the boss. Grab the coffee. Find the exit.

MUTE REDUCED MOTION HIGH CONTRAST

EMPLOYEE HANDBOOK

WASD / ARROWS move

SWIPE anywhere to move · DASH button

SPACE dash (office chair drift)

E / CLICK interact · shred · throw

ACT button interact · throw

P pause M mute R restart

☕ Coffee restores energy + speed

📋 Complete objectives, reach the elevator

👔 Managers raise STRESS — max stress = burnout

📅 Meeting clouds trap you. Avoid. Always.

SHIFT BRIEFING — READ & SIGN

TODAY'S GOALS:

PERFORMANCE REVIEW

"Looks like somebody has a case of the workdays."

SELECT ONE (1) APPROVED PERK:

"This break is unpaid."

TERMINATED

PROMOTED TO FREE

"You survived the workday. HR has been notified."